1) You love food and you just can’t waste it.
2) And you absolutely DO NOT SHARE FOOD. No way!
3) You still have stuffed animals as your bedtime pals: (remember Joey’s Hugsy, that penguin stuffed toy)
4) While all your friends know exactly what they want from life, you’re still struggling with your career.
5) Yet you still come up with brilliant
making ideas! (Remember Joey discovered his “identical hand twin” and decided to make money off him to fund his delayed movie)
6) You don’t know what half the things even mean. (Yes, Joey calls Adam’s apple Joey’s apple…duh)
7) You give brilliant
8) You spill food while eating.
9) You are pretty popular with the opposite sex! And you’re a great flirt!
10) You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds!
11) You also lie a LOT on your CV.